Kristi Wins! Like That's a Surprise

I've never watched Dancing With the Stars [be warned; if you click, video starts playing automatically], and would be hard-pressed to find a show or concept to which I am more indifferent. But really, without knowing anything about her competitors, the level of competition on the show, or ballroom dancing in general, how astounded can I be by the announcement that Olympic figure-skating champion Kristi Yamaguchi has won the latest title? I mean, she's a professional athlete in a sport whose basic core skills include graceful movement in a set pattern in time to music.

I mean, I don't think you had to be Nostradamus to predict that one.