To All The Suburbanites Who Park Their Huge SUVs in My Tiny Urban Parking Garage

1. Stay on the right side of the yellow line so that other cars can get out.
2. Pull up as far as you can so other cars can come in behind you.
3. Leave your keys, especially when violating rules #1 and #2.

It's really not that hard.

Edited Feb 15 after an especially frustrating morning trying not to watch the valet maneuver my car past the Highlander blocking half the exit lane.